omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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