sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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