Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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