We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
