But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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