we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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