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I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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