You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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