Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
