Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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