Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I need a beard to bite.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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