When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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