Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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