Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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