He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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