I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I have fence marks all over my body
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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