I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
wakey wakey hands off snakey
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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