Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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