god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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