Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
