She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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