Well douche your snatch and let's go!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Can I color on your dick again?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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