I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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