Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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