i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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