He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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