the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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