Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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