I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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