Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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