a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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