UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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