all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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