pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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