how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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