I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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