he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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