Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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