bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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