Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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