Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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