He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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