i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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