her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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