I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
