Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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