i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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