but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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