Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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