I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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