im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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