Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Less talking, more tequila
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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