who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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