Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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