you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
